Warning Warning Warning - The Minnesota State Bird Is Heading West
At 12:01 April 14th Central Time Minnesota’s leading expert in all things announced that Minnesotas State Bird is leaving Minnesota. Actual photographs of the Big Honcho Mr. “M’ with his bags packed are published on her site. Click Here
In response we are warning all citizens in the States of North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and Washington State to bring out the forces.
It is known the final destination is Issaquah, Washington. Famous blogger, REALTOR, Box Elder bug trainer, Minnesota State Bird trainer - Teresa Boardman has somehow convinced them they are pidgeons returning to Issaquah, Washington.
In reponse, Issaquah, Real Estate and mortgage blogger, lender, REALTOR, and martial of the barn swallow corp has sounded the alarm in Issaquah. See the judicious response of St. Swallow below.
Boardman - The Troops are ready, take note:
obviously you have never seen a Minnesota mosquito. Those birds are not big enough, they are just going to get hurt.
I’ll second that! I saw my first one on Friday, the 13th! I’m not ready!
Ha poor Bonnie! They don’t bite me but once or twice a year.
We have decided we dont want them, you can keep them.
too late they are already on the way. You might want to find a safe place for those birds so they don’t get hurt.